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You've loved someone for so long but you know,

him, like you,

when he loves someone, he truly loves that someone,

and they're together, and you let it be because you know,

that's what he wants,

and you watch on him,

till one day he says he has to let her go ,

because she didn't feel the same way as he did,

and you know he still loves her,

but there's your chance, right there again ,

you're suppose to feel happy ,

but then you're not,

because he's not.  

 

 

So in order to combat post-interview depression, a friend and I decided to go try out the much talked about Fish Spa (Kenko Spa) at Pavilion, KL. Tucked away in corner, you will find a small, cosy spa with view of...........Yep, KL's notorious traffic jams. Haha. Forgot to take a pic of that one. Who wants to see swearing drivers anyway when you have this right in front of you:



They love my foot! Literally ah.






Look at those Cinderella (stepsister's) feet!






Don't be alarmed, the one in the middle is the CEO of them lot. Big shot you know. Good service I'll say.

These fishes eat dead skin off your feet and only dead skin so don't fret. Its supposed to be healthy since the dead skin are gone. Haha.

It was initially ticklish but after awhile I got used to it. New age massage you know. RM38 for a 30mins session is quite alright if you ask me, will definitely have a go at it again. But I still dunno why they keep nibbling my feet la.


Old man: Miss, why here alot of fishes ah? *Gesturing to his own feet*

Staff: Aiyoyoyoyo!! *lost for words for a moment* Means alot of dead skin.

My friend and I had to try so hard to stiffle our laughter. Kesian. Now I know why.


Me: Hey, if you make me mad I'll put piranhas in oke?



Friend: Put la, not scared. I put shark.

You win lo.


Kinkylicious

So I went for an interview at very STANDARD bank today. I don't know how but Malaysia memang Boleh, because the moment we're on the highway to the interview, there were cars. Many, many of them snaking across the highway as far as the eye can see. Those flashing red brake lights makes me see red oke. So we took a U-turn to 'siam' the jam, taking an alternative route to KL. Malaysia Boleh ma.

As soon as we exit the whatever-it-is-called highway, red lights again. A true testament to Malaysia Boleh. With 15 minutes to go before the interview, I don't cut a calm figure.  I groaned out loud while we snailed our way through the Federal Highway, which is also the biggest carpark in the world.

Turns out I was late a good 10 minutes to the interview. Perfect. The interviewer even had to call me to ask if Im coming. Strike 1. Interviewer #1 is a slim, petite, pretty girl with a funky name. Interview #2 resembles a monster. No, Im serious. Its high time she heard about botox, girls. Turns out shes a monster too. Whose favourite diet is timid-looking, easily-bullied girls like me. She totally pwned me. Strike 2. <insert favourte expletive> If HSBC too decides not to hire me, I'll eat dust. Strike 3! Oke I won't actually, Alliance Bank has made an offer. I don't know if I should.

It's a dog eat dog world I'll tell ya.

Kinkylicious

Again, today you have to come being like that.

I mean i've spent so long, i've spent a lot of money on you, even on totally branded products. And still, you make me feel like this.

 

(if you don't get the pic, it's ugly rite? but it still keeps the plane at flight)

 

 

I tried so hard to please you. I mean, I have to admit, you've pleased me too la.

But suddenly you will do something all up to your own wanting .

 

 

 

 

Then i will try my best, buy more stuff just for you. Every morning, you always come up. I spend some time with you. Still, when i busy myself with something else, you will also , aih i don't want to say la.

 

 

What-e-ver la.

 

 

 

 

 

I'm busy. I already 'farn' enuf adi.

 

 

What you want me to do about you ?

 

 

Well, people. That's what you get when you have a bad hair day. When your hair decides to be so rebellious and you don't know what to do to tame it.

Baby Blues, Lady blues, oh but it aint no blues, it's choir.

Why oh why la i join choir ? Mengapa ya ? I can't sing for (insert bad word) sake.

Summore i so berani join the part which is not singging the melody. wtf. So berani rite ? The worst part was when i heard/realised i was not singging the same tune as the person next to me. Luckily everyone else in the choir can sing soooooooooo beautifully, and more importantly very l loudly (my voice kena drown). 

Then this nice girl, angeline, tried to give me a boost la, she said ' Don't shy, sing louder,' . Trust me, if i did what she said, she would have taken back her words.

The last time i was in choir, was when we got to have the lyrics with us, and the paper was big enough to cover the face la. My friends came to watch me, they so knew that yours truly was tone deaf, so they were giggling la. And they proudly sat in the front row. So i spent most of my time, using that lyrics paper to cover my face to avoid the audience from seeing me snuffling my snorts.

The microphone better not be near me. Should be near to thomas. Wahahahahhahaa. He sing so loud adi, without microphone. Oh got this girl, pauline, she sing super chunted. Boleh bertanding dengan jia huei, which is our teacher along side with another super chunted singer, usha. I tell you , they all can masuk all those Idol Idol show la.

I really dunno why i went for choir lor, cause i fart the tune is even more in tune than i sing the tune.

the better side of the singging me

 

So anyway, they announced the election results where even before the pastor announced it david already tahu. He leaned over and said ' It's about the elections,' So serious, like politician. It seems Selangor is taken over by politicians but Subang is still under BN. Entahlah. But seeing how many who turned up for the Bersih rally, hmmmm.... it wouldn't be so much of a surprise that the opposition won. Ok. Don't listen to me talking about the Politics of Malaysia. It's like hearing me sing in choir. Hahahah. Geddit. Ok i have to talk to kinkylicious now.  

I was shaking in rage, like a baby not given the pacifier and i really wanted to talk to kinkylicious. And the super cool part is, she was online, so i just got to pour out the perturbances which she will be the best person who can listen it, until she had to be excused to talk to someone who needed her attention. So for some soothing effects, i fished out As good as it gets ( it's a movie by jack nicholson and helen hunt) and watched it.

I always love fine lines. Makes me feel all the better. Yeah, you get it kinkylicious, can see u nodding ur head vigorously.

So, here they are.

SIMON
What did she say?

MELVIN
I'm a great guy --
"extraordinary".......
   .................. and she doesn't want contact
with me.
I'm dying here.

SIMON
Because...
 ... you love her?

MELVIN
  (sharply)
No... and you're supposed to be
sensitive and sharp .<-if u didn't get this part, simon is actually gay

SIMON
Okay... you tell me why --
  (mimics him)
"You're dying here."

MELVIN
I don't know... Let me sleep on it
and figure it out.
   *pause* Because I'm stuck! Can't go back
to what I had... She's evicted me
from my life.

SIMON
Did you like it that much?

MELVIN   (furiously)
It was better than this... Look,
you, I'm very intelligent. If
you're going to give me advice or
conversation or consolation or
hope, you got to be better than
you're doing. If you can't be at
least momentarily interesting than
shut the hell up. *pauses* I'm drowning
and you're describing water.

SIMON
  (getting pissed)
Picking on me won't help.

MELVIN
Well, if that's true then I'm
really in trouble.

SIMON
But you know where you're lucky?

MELVIN
Absolutely not.

SIMON
You know who you want. I'll take
your seat any day. So do
something... don't sleep on it...
go over there. I don't think
anybody should ever sleep on
anything -- it's not always good
to let things calm down.

MELVIN
Hey... I'm charged here. But she
might kill me for showing up this
late.

SIMON
Then get in your jammies and I'll
read you a story... I think you've
got a chance. The only real enemy
you have is her ability to think
logically -- the best thing you
have going for you is your
willingness to humiliate yourself
if it gives you one chance in
whatever -- so go catch her off-
guard.

 

I know this doesn't sound as power here, so have to see the actors do it. I mean, he won best actor for this movie. And helen hunt won best actress for this movie too. Here's a part where they're together.

 

CAROL
(gently; almost
  lovingly)
I'm sorry, Melvin -- but whatever
this is -- is not going to work.

ON MELVIN

He takes this hard. It forces him to half-whisper
something he hasn't at all said to himself... given his
history... this is an extraordinary intimacy.

MELVIN
I'm feeling... I've been feeling
better.

CAROL
Melvin, even though it may seem
that way now -- you don't know me
all that well...
  (as he scoffs)
I'm not the answer for you.

She starts to turn. He tugs at her arm. As she turns
back to him.

MELVIN
Hey, I've got a great compliment
for you.

CAROL
You know what? I...

MELVIN
Just let me talk.
  (gathers himself
with uncertainty,
then:)
I'm the only one on the face of
the earth who realizes that you're
the greatest woman on earth. I'm
the only one who appreciates how
amazing you are in every single
thing you do -- in every single
thought you have... in how you
are with Spencer -- Spence...
  (he has reached
her)
... in how you say what you mean
and how you almost always mean
something that's all about being
straight and good...


*continues*
 I think most people miss that
about you and I watch wondering
how they can watch you bring them
food and clear their dishes and
never get that they have just met
the greatest woman alive... And
the fact that I get it makes me
feel great... about me!

 You got a real good reason to walk
out on that?



  CAROL
No! It's certainly not. No -- I
don't think so. No.

MELVIN
  (tentatively)
I'm gonna grab you.
  (with conviction)
I didn't mean it to be a question.
I'm gonna grab you.

I've been busy lately (can't believe i'm still blogging carefreely) because jeng jeng jeng.... I have been outvoted to be the leader, so tonnes of workload of responsibility is thrown at me. You might start congratulating me, thinking that i'm a seriously competent leader (which i actually am) , well think again cause none of us (in the group) wants to be the leader. Lots of work. I was outvoted because the guys are in a somewhat, we support our own gender therefore we team up to sabbotage the girl.  And since i'm the leader, it might most likely seem as if i hold some administrative power, barking orders and bossing around. Well, no, i don't even get the respect meant for the leader. Here's an extract from our casual talk this afternoon ( it was during a break, so we weren't discussing about the project) .

My friend asked one of the members

' So what kind of girl do you like ? I can introduce some to you '

' Hmmm... '

' Someone like our leader here?'

' Erm no..... i don't want someone who likes to eat so much,'

and he laughs.

You see? Where is the respect hah ? Got cheek to laugh summore. Seriously nak cari pasal with the mighty leader. Nanti i give him a lot of work then he noe.

 

 

 

Anyway, here's something for kinkylicious. She'll get the whole joke and the meaning behind it, just in case you guys read it and wonder what it's about.

 

Here is the importance of the style of shades. It is important to get a properly styled one, because it plays a whole lot in your look.

 

Here's looking like, mischa barton, christina and a supermodel.

 

 

Here's looking like Jessica Simpson

 

 

 

Here's looking like Paris Hilton and Kate Moss

 

Ok, so what happens if you mistook your style sense ?

 

 

Here's Phua Chu Kang.

 

 

 

I was bemused by the notion of making this blog a political blog. Then i thought, how bout making this blog environment supportive?

 

 

I was listening to this song, Rhythm of the Heart by rod steward,  like a  way too many times, thanks to the radio station who's trying to promote his concert here. My perception of the song is soooooooooooo out, compared to what is portrayed by the song. Even by looking at the title, you'd have guessed that it's a love song. But for me, this song kinda portrays the environment , wtf. You're permitted to search up the lyrics and gawk at the farfetch-ness of the possibility of linking this song to the environment. But to me, it doesn't even sound like a love song. Hmmm.... perhaps a love song on the love of the environment.

 

Youth these days aren't too sensitive about the environment. As you can see how many youth today are smoking ? Moreover, how many youth do u see today who would prefer driving their exhaust emmiting vehicles than to take public transport to reduce smoke emmision? wtf. Okla, i admit, a little sore that i still don't know how to drive .............. yet.

 

But behold fellow youths! Don't you see, being saving the environment is the latest fad now. wtf. You don't believe me ? Here's an example. As we know, oil , a main source of power, is running out.  (Because we're consuming them. Why? A large shipping cargo carrying oil crashes and pollutes the sea with dense oil. Fish swim into them and fuses its skin with oil . Fishemen catch them easily cause they can't swim fast due to the the weight the oil have on them. Oil from the fish is extracted and made into fish oil tablets and supplements consumed by us. wtf) Since oil is running out, we have to look for an alternative and cleaner power supply.

 

Let's take a clean and efficient power supply for example. The wind power.

How wind power supply coincides with the lifestyle of youths.

Let's start with what's important in youth's lives.

Fashion !!!!!!!!

Of course, clothes are now designed to support wind power. This is a one size fits all shirt with a cute wind mill at the front.

 

 

Another matter which is held of importance in youth's lives is ..................

Money !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

And as it is shown, this australian currency has a windmill stamped on it. If you're a money collector, this is a special edition.

 

 

And contacts also play an important role in the lives of youth. A very popular medium of communication by youth is the msn messenger. As you can see, someone even puts up the picture of a windfarm.

 

So , are we cool among youths when we care for the environment? I rest my case.

' You know some guys ah, almost got like everything la. Rich la, got dunno what series car all, supposedly good looking and gentleman la, since all the girl say wan. But they still single you know. You think cause they waiting for the 'right girl ' rite? No man. It's cause they don't have the 'kau lui' skill. (at this point i was with my wtf look)  Eh you don't laugh you know, serious wei. They just don't know the correct way of acting ah? You know what i mean ? Cause of people like them ah, give people like me got chance to have girlfriend you noe? '

' You stole that line from somewhere right? I've heard that before.'

' Whatever la,'

' That means, since i no boyfriend means i got no 'kau chai' skill la ?

' Nola, i don't mean that la. Girls got different wan ma.'

'then? '

' Maybe you haven't found yours leh, or maybe you didn't look properly leh ? ' (and he quickly changes our conversation topic.)

 

 

Maybe just because i'm fat.

 

p.s. Kinkylicious, guess who i was talking to ?

Kinkylicious, shell didn't accept you, readers of the blog shall try to pum at other petrol stations. Mummy lim not counted, cause she wanna collect bonus link points. The reason of them not hiring you might probably be because men in the compay can't work as capably, because they'll spend most of their time drooling at your beauty and being awed by your presence. Your interviewers are female rite?  with their jealousy added in and poof you were forced to seek your millions somewhere else. Anyway, you can send them this statement, because they tak tahu malu when they turned you down.  

 

Anyway, i'm pretty adamant that an accomplished company will find you, because hell, all accomplished companies are meant to fight for you. Once they get thier hands on you, they'll tie you to them. 

 

He was teasing me so severely to deserve this

 

Yeah. And choose the companies well ya ? cause since they're tying you up, your service will be needed so much there till retirement years and they still wouldn't let you go.

 

I took this pic at school, and i had to act nonchalent. But seriously, i was shocked, she looked so pro handling the cables and everything.

 

 

So babes, thanks for calling me that night. Pity that i was already having my beauty sleep that night. Even if i did pick up my phone and have you screaming ' I have interview with shell and i'm nervous,' You'll only gonna have grunts as replies.

 

 

Lately, people have been frequenting me with their love, boy girl relationship experiences. And making it more coincidential, is that, it keeps coming, friends back in malaysia, here, acquintances which i just got to know, everyone, literally just suddenly starts telling me about their past special someone, their current love interest and etc. It is so frequent that it seems more planned than coincidential. It feels like a preperation ya noe ? Woo hoo hoo, i mean i'm not really banking hard on it but it's amusing to assume so, while because as they tell me their authentic stories, what can i tell them but just from love novels which stories i totally adore?