I was having a friendly chat with a friend who would be purchasing a car soon. Of course, there's the talk about money matters. So i told him to sell his branded assets to contibute in the financial means of purchasing the car. He exclaimed " I sell you la ," wtf. Being in that verbal diarhea state i was in,  i spoke in the fastest of speed

" Woi, since when u own me ah . Hah! u sell me ? you can already buy 5, not 1 but 5 Ferraris," wtf . ( I realised later on i'm worth much more than that.)

Then he laughed and retaliated.

" I sell you ?  I can get a B-M- ........"

Everyone hands up if your first guess was BMW

*Like everyone lifts up their hands*

And he said

" I sell you ? I can get a BMX bicycle only" wtf

and he laughed even more, thinking he's so funny. wtf.

Yeah, he is funny. wtf.